Robots, people, robots!!!!

I just wanted to remind everyone that there is a robot-naming contest going on. After an excellent start on Monday and Tuesday, no one entered the contest today. If you read this blog and haven't entered the contest, you are a pantywaisted wimp and should hang your head in shame. Unless you are brainstorming the perfect robot name and are biding your time before the contest ends on Monday, you have no excuse. Will I be forced to browbeat you further? Come on, people. Robots! What are you waiting for? Need I remind you that one lucky person will receive a prize of a baffling and inconsequential nature some time this month? Doesn't that make your motor hum? Huh? Doesn't it? Huh? Everybody likes getting free stuff sent to them. Even if that free stuff is totally useless and slightly shitty. Am I right? Besides, this is a free contest. I repeat, it doesn't cost you anything to enter. Did you know that some highly reputable institutes of higher education charge a fee to apply to their precious and hallowed grounds? Did you know that most reputable houses of worship pass out a collection plate, and, if you don't divvy up some cold, hard green, the parishioners stare at you with nothing but cold hatred in their eyes? It's a sick and disgusting world, isn't it? Everybody's out for your money. Everybody's watching their own backs without a care in the world for yours. Not this guy, jerks. I love each and every one of you. And I will go to the mat for the one who comes up with the best robot name of the month by sending some free junk to a residence of their choosing. So, come on, assholes, put up or shut up. Thank you and god bless.