April caption contest winner

I want to thank all eight contestants in the first Can-Smashing Robot caption contest. The winner has been drawn out of a hat at random, and, coincidentally, is the only contestant I've never met. Cloudhurler, you are the winner! Congratulations. A compilation CD will be made and shipped out in the next couple of days. Cloudhurler is also the only contestant whose address I don't have written down somewhere. So, Cloudhurler, as soon as you read this, email me at robotlord(at)hotmail(dot)com and let me know where to send your CD. And don't worry, contest losers. There will be a contest every single month. Brothers and sisters, your credentials are unlimited.