Saturday, January 06, 2007

January caption contest



I'm one day late in posting the contest this month, so entries will be accepted through the 16th and the winner will be announced on the 17th. Sorry about that. I've been in mourning for the triple threat of greats we lost over the holiday season: James Brown, Gerald Ford, and Saddam Hussein. But seriously, folks, I've heard a lot of griping from rednecks and oldsters about how James Brown's death was given more attention than former president Ford's. Wise up, jerks. What did Gerald Ford do? Fell down a couple of times, pardoned Nixon. James Brown? 40+ years of funk.

Contest rules here.

8 comments:

Krouchdog said...

The first great historical step in robotic technology's evolution: synchronized farting.

Mary P. said...

One cheek sneak to the third power.

Early said...

QRIO(tm) Brand presents...

The Olde Tyme Robotic SoftShoe Dancers.

Rustle.Destroyer said...

This still from Terminator 3 proves what a shitty movie that was.

Bartleby said...

Maya Lin's proposed "Hussein-Ford-Brown Memorial" left much to be desired.

steiger said...

The Quorum for Robotic Industry Objectives presents their solution to the recent morally reprehensible proliferation of celebrity beaver shots: replace all sexed-up pop stars marketed to teen girls with nudity-free dancing robots. No genitals, no breasts, no wardrobe = no problem.

conorj said...

GUY 1: robots!

GUY 2: Y'know, I could program them to do just about anything I want....

GUY 1: robots!

GUY 2: Y'know what, fuck you! I could, and I would, and I will...

Anonymous said...

who farted?

-j.mc.