Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Strange items seen in public spaces in the last three weeks

1. A 28-oz. can of hominy on top of the mailboxes at my apartment complex.
2. A large Ziploc freezer bag, sealed, filled with 35-40 tampons in the parking lot of Waterloo Records.

4 comments:

casual ninja said...

thank god you found them. when can i stop by to pick them up?

Plop Blop said...

I assume you are speaking of the hominy, casual ninja, because the tampons are MINE.

Plop Blop said...

I bet Dickens wrote that line somewhere and threw it in the stove.

Josh Krauter said...

"311, I am ready to absorb the bleeding from my vagina and make some delicious, delicious hominy grits ..... FOR I AM SCOTT STAPP, FORMER SINGER OF CREED!"