Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Strange items seen in public spaces in the last three weeks

1. A 28-oz. can of hominy on top of the mailboxes at my apartment complex.
2. A large Ziploc freezer bag, sealed, filled with 35-40 tampons in the parking lot of Waterloo Records.

5 comments:

casual ninja said...

thank god you found them. when can i stop by to pick them up?

Krouchdog said...

I assume you are speaking of the hominy, casual ninja, because the tampons are MINE.

Bartleby said...

"I assume you are speking of the hominy, casual ninja" may actually be funnier than "311, I am ready to fight."

The Super Dave Osborne Show, vol 1. will prove to be funnier than either, however.

Krouchdog said...

I bet Dickens wrote that line somewhere and threw it in the stove.

Dr. Mystery said...

"311, I am ready to absorb the bleeding from my vagina and make some delicious, delicious hominy grits ..... FOR I AM SCOTT STAPP, FORMER SINGER OF CREED!"