About one half hour after lunch, I felt the urge to take a shit. Normally, I prefer waiting until I get home, but that's about four hours away, so I had to bite the bullet. Great news, everybody! They had just finished cleaning the bathroom, so the toilet was nice and clean. Also, no one came in the whole time and used the stall next to me. And I was at work, so, technically, I was being paid to shit. Sometimes life is sweet.
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One should never be ashamed of pooing! So many people don't like to go in public its just crazy. I say - Do it...and do it all the time on the job! Not that you care to know, but I poo on the job. And I love it. Perhaps you have loud/superstinky poo and which case that is kind of embarrassing and you should leave the stall only when the coast is clear.
I would like to thank you for inspiring a conversation between me and Nick this evening. He was saying how going at the NE Union at lunch time is, well, no problem for you men folk. In his words: 'its just plhbbb, plhbbb, plb.(<--fart/poop noises) Everyone is going.' (I think I quoted him right) I, being unaware of this event, giggled very hard at this. The "rules to pooing are always a riot.
Mary
ps. is this true?
Yes, this is true. I'm not ashamed of my pooing at all, I just hate using public toilets because I don't like putting my naked ass on something that other men have put their sweaty, naked asses on. And sometimes the bathrooms at work are so foul. It's amazing how many people have exploding diarrhea on a daily basis. Sometimes the stalls are just covered in a feces/urine disaster, and I have to check other bathrooms on different floors, and in some cases, even different buildings, to find one that's not contaminated. And, I really, really hate when someone shits in the stall next to me, unless they have hilarious farts. It's just one of those irrational hatreds I have, for example I hate when someone sits in front of me in a movie theater or directly behind me and I hate when anyone walks behind me on the sidewalk or drives behind me in traffic. When it's a busy street or rush hour, this doesn't bother me, but on quiet roads or times of day, it absolutely infuriates me when someone drives behind me for any but the briefest distance, say one block.
That's totally true about Josh hating people driving behind us. He'll be like, "what's that asshole doing!"
I'm going to break up this poo party with the annoucement that I don't mind shitting at work, but I don't love it. And I _hate_ it if anyone else is in there. I have pee shyness, and I can hardly pee if anyone else is in the bathroom. I have to really really really have to go before I'll go in a public toilet. I can even hear the bathroom door at work open and close (I can also hear the toilet flush from my office, which is kind of gross), and I'll just wait if I know someone else in there.
What I really hate are people that talk to you from inside the stalls. I can not carry on a conversation and pee at the same time. No way.
I have a response to this post too. It was too long to put here so I posted it on my blog so check it out dudes and dudettes.
i used to hate pooping at work, or at school, or anywhere that wasn't home, but really it's not a big deal. everybody does it. in fact, i did it just today after lunch, and it was satisfying to say the least. it _is_ kind of awkward if you're particularly gassy or if you have diarreah (sp) or if it's super-stinky, but whatever. if one thing unifies all humans, it's shit. oh yeah.
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