Wednesday, May 11, 2005

New weekly feature: Hollywood screenwriters write the darndest names!

Every week, I am going to pick a Hollywood blockbuster with ridiculous character names. This week's winner, "XXX: State of the Union."

Names of the characters
Darius Stone
Agent Augustus Gibbons
Gen. George Octavius Deckert
Agent Kyle Steele
President James Sanford
Zeke
Toby Lee Shavers
Lt. Alabama "Bama" Cobb
Bull
Gen. Jack Pettibone

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm gonna have that Deckert guy killed. Really lame name. I wonder if "Sammy Glick" is still available?

Old Stallion said...

In Kangaroo Jack, the kangaroo was named "Jack"
What a homo!