People typed the following phrases into search engines last week and ended up at my site:
"spector detector"
"robot mustache"
"asian robot"
"woman smashing grapes"
"Amazingly funny jokes...........Hilarious!!!!"
"yahoo vaginas photos"
I was listening to "Fear of a Black Planet" in the car last weekend, and I just want to leave you now with the last four lines of Flavor Flav's "Can't Do Nuttin' For Ya Man":
"You're on welfare.
Your mother got gold nipples.
You got a rip in your couch.
Wash your butt."
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What I really want to know is, are they going to finish that pizza? I mean, there are starving children in Uganda who would love to stick their cocks in a pizza. What about them? What about their hungry cocks?
What I want to know is why the cock is surrounded by a pizza. There aren't holes in a Pizza, why did he stick his cock through its center? Was it an olive pizza? Was he going for the olives and their holes and his cock plans simply went awry? What if he did that to his lover? "Gee, I'm sorry honey, I just meant to penetrate your holes, but got carried away and jammed my cock through your spine. My bad" And what the hell is up with the phrase "my bad". My bad.
According to my weathered copy of "That Jank Be Bonk: The Etymology of Adolescent Lingo" by Dr. Rastus Fuckface, the phrase "my bad" is a shortened form of the phrase "my badger," itself a shortened version of "my badger did it." This phrase, dating back to the late 1870s, when over nine million Americans had pet badgers, is much like the trend of blaming the dog when one breaks wind. When a teenager was discovered breaking some sort of rule, it was common for the teen to blame it on his pet badger. Hence, the phrase "my badger did it." By the mid-1930s, the phrase was shortened to "my badger," and was used in a manner similar to the way "my bad" is used today. Example: A dinner party. A young man spills a drink on the couch. He turns to the host of the party. "I'm sorry," he says. "My badger." According to the latest coupon from Pizza Hut, the new Hole-in-the-Center Pizza comes with five different hole widths, so you can stick all kinds of things through it. Personally, I like to fill the hole with wadded-up strips of the comic strip "Hagar the Horrible."
I thought I'd be clever and google search "wash your hagar butt pizza cock bad" and then surf to Josh's page, but unfortunately, this google search actually brings up 162 web sites. One of which is "The Brunching Shuttlecocks" who are already a million times funnier than we are.
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