David Lee Roth vs. reader questions from this week's Parade Magazine column "Personality Parade"

Personality Parade: I read that "Desperate Housewives"'Teri Hatcher and "24"'s Kiefer Sutherland are more popular than ever in Europe. If Europeans hate America so much, why do they watch our TV shows? -- L.H., Manhattan, Kansas

David Lee Roth: More people have been arrested here tonight than the entire weekend last year. -- a drunken Roth, from a mid-1980s concert televised on MTV

Personality Parade: Condoleeza Rice's high-heel boots and sexy wardrobe made me wonder: Has she ever been linked to a man romantically? -- Richard B. Ellenberger, Normandy Park, Washington

David Lee Roth: Lewisham! You're the rock'n'roll capital of the world! -- Roth, from a 1978 concert in Lewisham, England

Winner: David Lee Roth!