You don't know anything about music. You think Fleetwood Mac is the newest burger at McDonald's.
That speech was so boring, Christopher Reeve just got up and walked out.
Quit chewing gum on TV, you idiot.
They filmed that movie Gorillas in the Mist in Chyna's shower.
I'm lowering my tie to half-mast for that joke you just told.
When you slammed that door on my head, you slammed the door on our friendship.