I just scanned the headlines on Yahoo news, and apparently Brad Pitt just shaved his beard. Can you fucking believe that? Who knew? I mean, wow. Where were you when you first heard that, right? Mark it down. Your grand-nephews are going to be asking about that shit. He shaved it, man. He just went for it, and shaved it, and we're never going to be the same. Ever. Fucking ever, man. This is the dawning of a new day.
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Haw! That's right up there with Kristen Bell being #1 on Yahoo's "Trending Now" list the other day because she said she was considering changing her hair color. Let me guess, the Pitt article said something along the lines of "this could mean the end of the beard trend". And you're right, this sort of stuff is epoch-defining. It totally makes up for me sleeping through 9/11.
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