I am going to take a brief respite from drunken profane rants to bring you the results of this month's caption contest. All entrants have been placed in the winter cap, and a winner has been pulled from the cap at random. This month's winner is Casual Ninja. Congratulations, Casual Ninja! I especially enjoyed all the captions this month. Funny stuff. Good job, people. And please, losers, enter again next time. There are still five or six regular entrants who haven't won yet, so keep entering.