Monday, June 05, 2006

June caption contest


You know the drill. Leave a caption in comment form under this post. Last day to enter is the 15th. On the 16th, a winner will be drawn from a winter cap. The winner will receive a Dr. Mystery brand custom-made compact disc. Last month's winner is ineligible. Eat more pineapple.

8 comments:

Krouchdog said...

Although warned not to drink cocktails made with the local island's water supply, many officers ignored the suggestion and became violently ill with what naval doctors called "Banjo's Revenge," a form of amoebic dysentery. The victims "dance" in an "Appalachian" manner until the stomach and bowels are completely evacuated.

Joolie said...

Do you see my victory dance, old man? I have won Dr. Mystery's caption contest. Someday I will dance upon your grave.

Rustle.Destroyer said...

Here's Jon Voight as the captain of the USS Andrew Jackson, sitting on his invisible bar stool. He's just ordered his favorite ensign, played by Julia Stiles, to mix up a drink from an invisible mini-bar. Down Periscope 2 opens June 16th. Also starring Kelsey Grammer and Rob Schneider.

kristykay said...

Ha ha ha ha! My robo-ensign will fool them all! Whoever said women don't make good soldiers never saw the likes of my lady-bot!

Bartleby said...

"Cash and Tango. Tango and Cash."

casual ninja said...

tawyna plays a hilarious death sonata on the world's smallest violin as oswald keels over from the world's funniest coronary.

Air Wolf said...

"You so crazy! I want to have your baby!"

joel said...

i can't break this off without causing a scene.