Monday, May 08, 2006
Tales of small-town life: Myspace edition
What it was like going to high school in my hometown, told exclusively through the medium of quotes taken from the Myspace pages of people who grew up there:
Life is what you make it!
Life is a dick, when it gets hard just fuck it!
SPRING TURKEY SEASON IS OPEN BITCHES
Who needs the horse when you have the cowboy?
Open your mouth!
Forget regret...no day but today!
Heater's gettin' hot!
Will it mix with Dr. Pepper? He'll love it! Drink!
Hey What's Up?
To Love is to Live
IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT, EVERY EXPERIENCE IS WORTH H (sic)
life may not be fun, but it's a fun ride!!!