Friday, May 05, 2006

May caption contest


Here is the photo for this month's caption contest. The rules: leave a caption in comment form under this post. You may enter only once, but you have until the 15th to come up with something. On the 16th, all entrants will be written down and thrown inside a hat. One name will be drawn from the hat. That person gets a homemade compilation CD courtesy of Dr. Mystery. Last month's winner, Cloudhurler, is ineligible this month but may enter again next time. By the way, Cloudhurler, did you receive your CD? Good luck, contestants. Let the shenanigans begin. Whoo-ha!

11 comments:

Bartleby said...

Federigo meets his match.

Rustle.Destroyer said...

This photo is an artist's depiction of how Micheal Jackson ultimately views himself: an artificial actualization of Nietsche's Ubermensch. His face is free from any facial expression as if to indicate how convential morality fails him. The young monkey clings to Jackson, as if to represent the uncertainty that all who are not Michael Jackson will wallow in.

milk and cake said...

okay, i think it's totally unfair for you to post a photo of a cute baby monkey with it's awful cyborg mom-bot. i'm both totally overwhelmed by the cuteness and freaked out by the creepy mom-bot eyes. so red..they burn..get the baby monkey away!

kristykay said...

This is how I plan to raise my children. No fuss, no muss.

Krouchdog said...

Caption Reads:

John Stossel's Wedding Night.

Julia said...

"Although some of the actors were a little hesitant at first, these two got naked no problem."

-Harmony Korine

Anonymous said...

Allo Dr. Mystery,
My apologies for the very untimely reply, but work has been a beast and my modem was down for a week. I did get the CD and very much enjoyed it. As I have tomorrow off, I shall write you more specifically concerning it.
And although ineligible, here is my caption: "While,indeed, they programmed Simtron with maternal instincts; they, alas, forgot the importance of nipples."

badpenny said...

"Seen here in the final stages of animal testing, the Dupont STAINMASTER® parental unit is slated for FDA approval in the first quarter of 2007. It is expected that this unit will lead to a 74% decrease in the current postpartum absentia currently plaguing corporate office environments"

Air Wolf said...

Snuggle instincts turn sexual, and the young Monkey finds himself ashamed. Carpet-monkey looks on suspiciously.

casual ninja said...

monkey brotha from anotha motha, dogg.

Joolie said...

...And I was all, "Eat a dick," and she goes, "Me eat a dick? You eat a dick!" So what I did was, I ate a dick, and you were conceived that very night.