Monday, August 08, 2005

Message to everyone I like: Please have as many kids as possible so we can thoroughly outnumber these idiots

These people probably aren't going to the Deuce Bigalow sequel. Nevertheless, they are also morons. I feel like crying. Instead, I will have another Schlitz and stick my dick in the hole that the farmer forbid. The first two were so great, the third one has to be gangbusters. Creationism 4 Life! I love dinosaurs! Whooooo!

4 comments:

roo dog said...

Jesus. I just wrote a brilliant comment and then the blog ate it. I will try again tomorrow.

Dr. Mystery said...

I find creationism not too plausible but I can understand why a religious person might believe it. The thing that mystifies me is their insistence that the earth is only 10,000 years old and that dinosaurs shared the earth with man.

Bartleby said...

I was totally unconvinced about intelligent design until I saw their "research-quality replicas and lush dioramas." Only a benevolent Deity could create a diorama with the lushness required to sustain dioramaness.

casual ninja said...

you should speak with dan about his search for living pterodactyls. i think that would change your mind about a few things. maybe you wouldn't be so closed minded about the truth of the dinosaurs among us.

It's staring you in the face, man!