Sunday, December 05, 2010

Holy shit, this actually happened

A former drinking buddy of mine when I was a senior in high school and on breaks from college just punched his estranged wife in the face in public, hid out from the police in Montana, tried to sneak back to town, was spotted by the cops, led them on a high-speed chase at 102 mph, broke one of the rear wheels off the car after hitting a curb and kept going at 102 mph anyway, eventually spun out on a dirt road, and got out of the car and waved a gun at the police before being talked down and arrested.

4 comments:

Dan said...

Crazy!

Anonymous said...

please tell me it was the guy who called sasquatch "hot mama." because that guy i would vote president (or, most likely to punch his estranged wife in the face in public, hide out from the police in Montana, try to sneak back to town, be spotted by the cops, lead them on a high-speed chase at 102 mph, break one of the rear wheels off the car after hitting a curb and keep going at 102 mph anyway, eventually spin out on a dirt road, and get out of the car and wave a gun at the police before being talked down and arrested.

-AM

Dr. Mystery said...

Sorry, that guy's a solid citizen. He's happily married with two little kids, he coaches baseball, and he teaches special ed. But the guy in this post peed in his Mountain Dew once, so there's a connection.

Anonymous said...

Man, the whole time I read your story I was visualizing the "hot momma" dude.