Adopt-an-opossum orphan of the week! This guy's name is Lil' Climb-y. His favorite show is Scrubs, his favorite musical group and/or artist is either the Pussycat Dolls or Englebert Humperdinck (he can't decide!), and he wants to wish all of you a Merry Christmas (he's a Christian and must be adopted by a Christian home)! Merry Christmas, everyone! Merry Christmas, Lil' Climb-y! Happy New Year!
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We have probably five of those fuckers coming into our backyard all the time. You want me to catch you one? You could put a red ribbon around its neck and surprise your lady with it on Christmas morning. Merry, merry Christmas, Lil' Climby!
I've seen the possums (or as Junebug prefers Opossums) in Joolie's backyard and they are gigantic and freaky and not really that scared of people. I think there must be some nuclear waste in the creek behind your house that is altering their genetics.
Do not catch one for us.
No.
Goddamnit, it's not a matter of preference; Opossums and Possums are two different species (though related) that live on different continents. And they're hella ugly.
:junebug
Can't we put the Possum/Opossum politics of 1968 behind us? Aren't you ready for a change America?
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