Saturday, September 08, 2007

Overheard on campus


I have finished my first week and a half as a second-time college student. Here's some stuff I overheard.

Girl on her cell phone, very loudly and desperately, on the bus: "I want to sleep with you tonight." Every single person on the crowded bus looked at her after she said this.

English professor to a student in the hallway: "Saul Bellow doesn't make my stomach move."

For more information on college life, see Teen Wolf Too.

1 comment:

Joolie said...

My second week in college I overheard some guy in psychology class say, "I don't know, man, college just isn't how Rolling Stone magazine made it out to be." Huh?