Monday, November 28, 2005

What's the ugliest part of your body?

I hate the having and removing of unwieldy nostril hair. What kind of God could have allowed such a world in which nostril hair exists? My faith is shaken to the core. To the very core. From now on, I only believe in hoagies.

3 comments:

kristykay said...

I noticed that you had some stray big guys in your nose this weekend, but like a good wife, I kept my nose nags to myself. I'm glad you took care of them, though, they were kind of freaky.

Bartleby said...

Those Sorensen girls are good about throwing silent mind bullets about their spouses' stray hairs. My eyebrows, apparently, are like Swamp-thing's musty tendrils.

casual ninja said...

i've never seen a good-looking armpit.