Sneezegate

I guess I understand why the health bigwigs in America want us to blow snot on the crooks of our arms instead of in our hands, but it really is much easier to wash your hands than the crooks of your arms if you're in the middle of your normal day and not near your shower, and it's also disgusting to have snot on your clothes all day if you're wearing long sleeves, so I think the health bigwigs of America can go fuck themselves on their stupid goddamn motherfucking idiotic shitty advice.