Monday, July 04, 2005

What?

I was flipping through the channels last night and briefly landed on "Access Hollywood." I didn't stay long, but I got to hear the interview jerk say this to Jennifer Lopez: "You weathered a whole era in pop culture called Bennifer, and you weathered it with strength."

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I couldn't look myself in the mirror if I kissed JLO's gigantic ass. Although, in her defense, I think it does take SOMETHING to weather being engaged to Ben Assfuck. Don't know if it's 'strength', but it's something...

- Dan

Old Stallion said...

Every time I go to the supermarket I like to read the covers of the entertainment magazines. Usually they are about what actress got too fat, and what actress got too skinny. Or if I am lucky, they feature a blurb about who is sleeping with who. I guess one could say that I also weather an era of pop culture with strength. I call it "The Shitty Now". This current bravery on my part was also displayed in my weathering an era in pop I like to call the "The Faggy Past", and I believe my strength will be called upon to weather the era in pop (poop) I lovingly refer to as the "Homophobic shit stained cock of shit future".