Random number generator news headline cutup poetry #5

POLAR LAP DANCE BOWL SEALS

BILLIONAIRE LAKE ABORTION

MICHIGAN BOWL TAX

BILLIONAIRE LAKE ABORTION RAND PAUL SHUTDOWN

TAX BOWL MARIAH CAREY

ABORTION ABORTION

BOWL TRIAL BOWL MICHIGAN

BILL LAKE BILL

RAND PAUL NFL POLAR TRIAL

SUPER BILL BOWL BOWL LAP DANCE LAP DANCE

TAX VORTEX

SUPER BOWL OFFICIALS VORTEX SUPER BOWL

SUPER MARIAH CAREY SHUTDOWN VORTEX

POLAR TRUMP BOWL

BILLIONAIRE LAP DANCE

MARIAH CAREY POLAR ABORTION LAP DANCE OFFICIALS

TRIAL BILLIONAIRE NFL

POLAR BILLIONAIRE TAX VORTEX

RAND PAUL MICHIGAN NFL SEALS

SEALS SUPER TRUMP NFL SEALS BILL BOWL

TRUMP SEALS POLAR SEALS

Random number generator news headline cutup poetry #4

BOWL WALL VORTEX

ANTHONY COOKIE TALIBAN

SAG TEXAS TEEN

ROGER COULTER AWARDS COOKIE

TEXAS BOWL TEEN

DAVIS IOWA ANTHONY ANN

POLAR SAG WALL

IOWA SHUTDOWN DENMARK

POLAR TALIBAN

STONE TEXAS VORTEX AWARDS

TEXAS SHUTDOWN WALL

TEXAS WALL TALIBAN

DAVIS ROGER

TEEN DENMARK VORTEX STONE

VORTEX WALL BOWL AWARDS

ANN DAVIS TALIBAN

SAG DENMARK AWARDS

SAG TEXAS TALIBAN

SAG PRO DENMARK

COULTER SAG

TEXAS DENMARK PRO TEXAS SHUTDOWN

Random number generator news headline cutup poetry #3

ROGER LARA NURSE ROSS

BLACKFACE TRUMP INSURANCE

INSURANCE ROSS FROZEN ROGER

BLACKFACE TRUMP NURSE

OSWALT OSWALT ROSS ROSS

STONE WILBUR STONE FRAUD

ROGER NBA ARIZONA ROSS

VIDEO FRAUD

ROSS ARIZONA OSWALT STONE LARA

ARIZONA PHOTOS

GATORS BLACKFACE ALL-STARS

ARIZONA PATTON NBA ARIZONA

BLACKFACE NBA PHOTOS FROZEN

ROSS STONE STONE OSWALT

GATORS LARA OSWALT

NURSE PHOTOS

SHUTDOWN ARREST SHUTDOWN

OSWALT GATORS

ALL-STARS ARIZONA PHOTOS

INSURANCE WILBUR INSURANCE

NURSE ARIZONA

Random number generator news headline cutup poetry #2

Needing a break at work a few days ago and suffering from that day's absence of weirdness and chance, I used a random number generator to create a cutup-style poem from the words in The Washington Post's "In the News" links. I think it captured a little of the present moment's terror, absurdity, stupidity, and information overload, so I'm going to keep doing them a few times a week. The first one was posted on my Instagram at joshkrauter, but I'll post the rest of them here.

#2

BOWL ICE AMAZON ANN

PATRIOTS SHUTDOWN

SHUTDOWN PANTENE

COULTER STATE BORDER BABY

COULTER CONWAY SECURITY

ANN MARINE SHUTDOWN ANN

MICROSOFT YOUTUBE AMAZON SECURITY

YOUTUBE SPANISH GEORGE

SECURITY ANN BORDER SHUTDOWN

BABY COULTER BOWL

BABY MARINE ANN CONWAY

AMAZON GEORGE

GEORGE SHUTDOWN

PANTENE PANTENE MICHIGAN

STATE SUPER AMAZON MICROSOFT

SPANISH SUPER SPANISH

YOUTUBE ICE

SPANISH  BORDER SECURITY

ICE AMAZON MICHIGAN

SPANISH MARINE SUPER AMAZON