Can-Smashing Robot

Demigod or irresponsible madman?

Monday, October 25, 2004

Q: What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a saber-toothed tiger?

A: I don't know, but keep it away from your ass.

Josh Krauter: Dr. Mystery, aka Robot X, aka Raul "Sous Chef" Mendoza, aka Josh Krauter was killed in a brawl in a Pizza Hut parking lot after expressing his disappointment with the "Dippin' Strips" pizza. His skeleton was saved and inserted into an apesuit-wearing robot powered by an electrical current emanating from the still-beating heart of deceased actor Zero Mostel. He is also a limited liability company and writes the weekly advice column, "Pull Your Head Outta Your Ass," for the Vermont Luthiers Annual Newsletter.

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