Can-Smashing Robot

Demigod or irresponsible madman?

Thursday, July 22, 2004

To my legion of adoring fans: There will be no new posts until Tuesday because my mom's coming to town for a visit. Try not to kill yourselves.

Josh Krauter: Dr. Mystery, aka Robot X, aka Raul "Sous Chef" Mendoza, aka Josh Krauter was killed in a brawl in a Pizza Hut parking lot after expressing his disappointment with the "Dippin' Strips" pizza. His skeleton was saved and inserted into an apesuit-wearing robot powered by an electrical current emanating from the still-beating heart of deceased actor Zero Mostel. He is also a limited liability company and writes the weekly advice column, "Pull Your Head Outta Your Ass," for the Vermont Luthiers Annual Newsletter.

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