Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Strange items seen in public spaces in the last three weeks

1. A 28-oz. can of hominy on top of the mailboxes at my apartment complex.
2. A large Ziploc freezer bag, sealed, filled with 35-40 tampons in the parking lot of Waterloo Records.

4 comments:

  1. thank god you found them. when can i stop by to pick them up?

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  2. I assume you are speaking of the hominy, casual ninja, because the tampons are MINE.

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  3. I bet Dickens wrote that line somewhere and threw it in the stove.

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  4. "311, I am ready to absorb the bleeding from my vagina and make some delicious, delicious hominy grits ..... FOR I AM SCOTT STAPP, FORMER SINGER OF CREED!"

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