Strange items seen in public spaces in the last three weeks
1. A 28-oz. can of hominy on top of the mailboxes at my apartment complex. 2. A large Ziploc freezer bag, sealed, filled with 35-40 tampons in the parking lot of Waterloo Records.
"311, I am ready to absorb the bleeding from my vagina and make some delicious, delicious hominy grits ..... FOR I AM SCOTT STAPP, FORMER SINGER OF CREED!"
thank god you found them. when can i stop by to pick them up?
ReplyDeleteI assume you are speaking of the hominy, casual ninja, because the tampons are MINE.
ReplyDeleteI bet Dickens wrote that line somewhere and threw it in the stove.
ReplyDelete"311, I am ready to absorb the bleeding from my vagina and make some delicious, delicious hominy grits ..... FOR I AM SCOTT STAPP, FORMER SINGER OF CREED!"
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