Bad Idea #1. (I can't think of another performer who is a greater antithesis to the Broadway idiom.) Bad Idea #2. (I don't want some Catholic teaching my Baptist children how to make macaroni necklaces.)
You sneer, but, see, at the height of their Mass, the Catholics believe macaroni necklaces actually become the flesh of Christ in enriched-wheat-flour, tubular form, while the Baptists just believe they're a symbol of that. Who's to say who's right in this topsy-turvy world? And don't even get me started on those atheistic hipsters who think macaroni necklaces are not only theologically meaningless but also butt-ugly.
You sneer, but, see, at the height of their Mass, the Catholics believe macaroni necklaces actually become the flesh of Christ in enriched-wheat-flour, tubular form, while the Baptists just believe they're a symbol of that. Who's to say who's right in this topsy-turvy world? And don't even get me started on those atheistic hipsters who think macaroni necklaces are not only theologically meaningless but also butt-ugly.
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